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The Three Laws of Bozotics
THE THREE LAWS OF BOZOTICS

1. A bozo may not sadden a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to become sad.
2. A bozo must obey the orders given to it by little children, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A bozo must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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