I've reported mysteriously crappy levels of noise with my shiny new SM58 microphone. Numerous people offered much-appreciated and well-informed theories on the matter. But only merde, who walks on rose-scented water and shoots saffron from her fingertips, was correct. I asked the salesperson at Musician's Friend to give me the right cable to hook up to my laptop. She sold me an XLR to quarter-inch cable, explaining that they didn't have the quarter- to eighth-inch adapter in stock but any Radio Shack would. Okay, fine. Except that the cable makes no effort to do anything but crudely hook the two things together. It doesn't correct for impedance at all. It's roughly like hooking up a car battery to a vibrator... no, no, wrong analogy, but anyway it's a bad plan. Meredith told me to go to Radio Shack and pick up a "hi-z unbalanced to lo-z balanced" XLR to quarter-inch adapter for, like, ten bucks. And I did. And now there's virtually no noise at all. You can hear me suck really really clearly. Thanks merde, you rock! Eat a bug! Tags: audio, geek, guitar
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